John Major, Art Attack, Gulf War, Apple Mac,
Gameboys, Mitchell Brothers, Terminator 2,
Britpop, Jurassic Park, Tarantino, Pat Sharpe,
Bill Clinton, grunge invasion, and the films of John Woo.
Girl Power, Kim Jong-Il, The Internet, Shaquille O'Neal,
Trainspotting, PSOne, the art of Damien Hurst,
cloning Dolly, Saddam Hussein, Macarena, Sinn Fein,
CGI, Harry Potter, Opal Fruits became Starburst.
Brookside, Peter Kay, Pokemon, Subway,
The Matrix, Tony Blair, Mayan prophecies,
Bye bye China, mobile texts, Big Brother, cybersex,
Beckham's haircuts, David Brent, pirate DVDs.
Y2K fallout, Laserdisc up the spout,
American Pie, Gareth Gates, sexed up dossiers,
cancelling 3rd world debt, war on terror threat,
Myspace, Eminem, keeping online scum at bay.
Bin Laden, Steve Jobs, Cheeky girls, iPods,
Live 8, George Bush, Terminator 3,
Angus Deayton, climate change, Tom Cruise acting mighty strange,
Burkha banning, Freeview, Scientology.
Gordon Brown, BNP, Facebook, PS3,
Wayne Rooney, Spongebob, Derren Brown's mind tricks,
Youtube, Cheryl Cole, lots of people on the dole,
Heath Ledger, Higgs Bosun, gritty superhero flicks.
Barack Obama, drum'n'bass, what became of Myspace?
Sarah Palin, Jedward, Terminator 4,
Coalition, iPhone, students need a bigger loan,
Hacking scandal, Libya rebels, don't think I can say much more...
As heard on The Marmite Files 25/09/11.